BOOK OF THE MONTH, NAYE OF THE YEAR, DECADE, CENTURY, ERA, EPOCH?
YE CAN’T MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A MONKEY’S EAR – THE NEANDERTHAL ROYAL HOUSE OF WINDSOR AND ME.
A Memoirs of a Cro Magnon Royal Whore 1962 – 2008
As Related to General Danny Barrett, Ulster Defence Regiment (UDR)
Preface: Mon Uncle (a popular ‘breeder’ at the time) was invited to the House of Windsor Royal bed on one occasion (1981). In the morning, after successful fun and games,‘cos he were as aged as the Windsor Monarch, she instructed him to pull the Royal poe from under the bed.
She said, ‘Have a look, what in the poe?’ He had pulled out the poe, he said, and saw it was empty.
‘There,’ the Windsor Monarch said, ‘there’s nothing in it is there, so I must be a God’.
‘Now, here’s your ten quid, go and pick up your things at the The Soldier’s Arms (near Gatwick Airport), and be on your way. I don’t want to ever see you again’ she said.
To be published soon or indeed already hiding somewhere on the internet, or in a brown paper package in your newsagent. Also to be made into a 184.108.40.206.2.6.9 part TV series.
To the neanderthals latin numerals, (numbers) are important.
e.g. Ques: How old are you? Ans: I can be anything you want, 2,3,8,9,10 or 0. What is your pleasure. The price varies.
Ques in a Public Library to Receptionist: I’m looking fora computer to use to send an email, I’m just travelling through here. Ans: We only have twelves (12s) here,……good ones.