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BOOK OF THE MONTH, NAYE OF THE YEAR, DECADE, CENTURY, ERA, EPOCH?

YE CAN’T MAKE A SILK PURSE OUT OF A MONKEY’S EARTHE NEANDERTHAL ROYAL HOUSE OF WINDSOR AND ME.

A Memoirs of a Cro Magnon Royal Whore 1962 – 2008

As Related to General Danny Barrett, Ulster Defence Regiment (UDR)

Preface: Mon Uncle (a popular ‘breeder’ at the time) was invited to the House of Windsor Royal bed on one occasion (1981). In the morning, after successful fun and games,‘cos he were as aged as the Windsor Monarch, she instructed him to pull the Royal poe from under the bed.

She said, ‘Have a look, what in the poe?’ He had pulled out the poe, he said, and saw it was empty.

‘There,’ the Windsor Monarch said, ‘there’s nothing in it is there, so I must be a God’.

‘Now, here’s your ten quid, go and pick up your things at the The Soldier’s Arms (near Gatwick Airport), and be on your way. I don’t want to ever see you again’ she said.

To be published soon or indeed already hiding somewhere on the internet, or in a brown paper package in your newsagent. Also to be made into a 2.3.2.5.2.6.9 part TV series.

To the neanderthals latin numerals, (numbers) are important.

e.g. Ques: How old are you? Ans: I can be anything you want, 2,3,8,9,10 or 0. What is your pleasure. The price varies.
Ques in a Public Library to Receptionist: I’m looking fora computer to use to send an email, I’m just travelling through here. Ans: We only have twelves (12s) here,……good ones.

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Brief report as the ‘brownout’ (no electricity) is still current.

(1) This is a good example of CroMagnon communication, paste this link into your browser: www.auwebshg.net/txtpat/The Beach Boys-Mon.mp3

(2) Paste this link into your browser: www.auwebshg.net/txtpat/jungle-call.mp3

Plenty to report, but no electricity or battery- all good news, very low casualties for UN World Government Foreign Legion, massive casualties for the enemies of human kind-civilisation (nazi-neanderthals-pagans-etc)

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The photo above, is Major General Angus Campbell, Australian Defence Force (ADF). General Campbell, using photos, diagnosed with anorexia nervosa, and is for all intents and purposes, not psychologically healthy or sufficiently fit to undertake stressful active-combat command. Successful treatment is bulk-billed and available at a registered qualified practitioner-Psychologist.

Scott Morrison’s official visit to Washington was bound to be laden with mutual flattery. It was ever thus.

In the Oval Office, Donald Trump labelled the Prime Minister (Scot Morrison, fresh bromo replacing Shinto Abe) a “man of titanium”, one-upping George W. Bush’s “man of steel” appellation for John Howard.

At Pratt Industries’ paper mill in Wapakoneta, Ohio, the President styled its proprietor Anthony Pratt “the most successful man in Australia”. (The person, Anthony Pratt, the owner of the paper mill, was not in fact the now retired Australian paper tycoon Richard Pratt, rather an impostor. The setting for this posing and posturing, in which our Scottie Morrison seemed to bloom, was the Pratt Industries (Kimberley Clark) paper conversion plant at nearby Daytona.)

But in closed session, another member of the delegation from Down Under was singled out for effusive praise by POTUS: our Chief of the Defence Force, General Angus Campbell.

Meeting the decorated officer in full dress uniform on Friday, the Donald was moved to observe: “Gee, you’re a handsome guy!” We (at the Club in A.C.T. we…) always held this truth to be self-evident, (despite the uniform, not really our type; nervy?)

As you can imagine, the Aussies in the West Wing were tremendously amused by the spontaneous seal of approval, and ScoMo and ambassador Joe Hockey made a point of repeating the presidential decree to General Campbell as they made the rounds of the State Department, NASA and Arlington National Cemetery.

Our handsome (and self-conscious) chief reportedly took the first prime ministerial ribbing in his stride, his perturbance rising with the second and third. Hey, these buttoned-up Duntroon alumni are a little old fashioned, tending to fall at the heteronormative end of the spectrum. Bromance is for wimps. Oh, and Campbell rose through the army, not the navy! (Oh nasty! Don’t you dare say that at the Army and Navy Officers Club in Melbourne)

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HIGH COURT OF AUSTRALIA

Monday 9th September 2019

ANNOUNCEMENT

Matter of ANZAC Military Forces Veterans Association’s Allegations Relating to the Commonwealth of Australia and Catholic Church’s Management of Personnel During World War 1 and World War 2

A Writ seeking redress via punitive penalties and compensation for the unwarranted deaths, indeed alleged murders, of Australian Infantry Forces (AIF) and New Zealand Infantry Forces (NZIF) during World War and World War Two was heard by the Bench of the High Court of Australia on Monday 9th September 2019, in Adelaide, Republic of Australia and New Zealand.

The Writ was prepared and presented for hearing by the High Court of Australia and New Zealand by the ANZAC Military Forces Veterans Association.

The Writ alleged that the Commonwealth Government of Australia and Defence Department in particular knowingly and maliciously poisoned Australian Infantry Forces (AIF) and New Zealand Infantry Forces (NZIF) during World War I and World War II. The various poisons were given to the AIF and NZIF in field food rations.

It is alleged that the poisoned field rations resulted in as many as 40,000 deaths of AIF and NZIF personnel during either/both conflicts.

The ANZAC Military Forces Veterans Association is seeking punitive penalties for the current incumbents of the Commonwealth of Australia and of the State of New Zealand. The punitive penalties sought are the equivalent to those of similar wrong doing under Federal Legal Legislation.

Additionally, the ANZCMF Forces Veterans Association is seeking compensation of $A800,000 for each Personnel known to have been poisoned and died during either conflict and/or within a 12 month time frame after being repatriated to their Country of origin, either Australia or New Zealand at the completion of their military service. The Compensation is to be paid to the surviving family Members of those deceased persons, allegedly poisoned/murdered by the incumbent Governments and their Public Services during those aformentioned conflicts.

DECISION BY THE HIGH COURT OF AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND

The Judges of the High Court found the allegations made in the Writ by the ANZACMF Military Forces Veterans Association Proven by the evidence supplied by their Legal Counsel.

Decisions relating to punitive penalties and compensation will be announced next week, Monday 16th September 2019.

By Order,

John Johnson Johns,
Clerk of Court,
High Court of Australia and New Zealand

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